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Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.

Posted in Funny jokes sms,Funny sms by Nasira

Modern dor ki shadi

Larka larki k father se:

Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.

Father:Kyun???

Larka: q k meray hath thak gye hain , msg kar kar k :-)

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

Is sms mese chand dh0nd kar dikhao

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Is sms mese chand dh0nd kar

dikhao

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pagal

SMS karnay walay ki tasveer thori Aati hy.

1 halki c muskuraht Hazaron dil jeet sakti hai Hans k to dikhao

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1 halki c muskuraht

Hazaron dil jeet sakti hai

Hans k to dikhao

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,,//,, (@ .. @) (<;;;;;; >)

O maan sadky jay.

Tu ty na he Hasya kar.

Dunya ki 4 heran-kun haqiqten.

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Dunya ki 4 heran-kun haqiqten.

Haqiqat 1:

Ap apni sans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr skte,

Haqiqat 2:

Pehli haqiqat parhne k bad tamam bewaqof ye krne ki koshish krenge,

Haqiqat 3:

Ab ap hans rhy hyn Q k ap bewaqof ban gae hyn,

Haqiqat 4

Ab ap apne dosto ko B bewaqof bnain gy.

hum Kya se kya ho gye ap k SMS k intizar me.

Posted in Funny sms by Nasira

( ‘, ‘ ) <( )> 100kg J L

(‘-’)

<( )> 60kg J L

(,”) 30 kg

<) (> JL

hum Kya se kya ho gye ap k SMS k intizar me.

Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe

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Sardar k0 electric chair pe saza-e-maut dete huwe jailer b0la: “btao tmhari akhri khwahish kia hai?”

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Sardar: menu dar lag reya a, mera hath pharr lawo:)

Neend or Susti hamari bohat bari dushman hai”

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Neend or Susti hamari bohat bari dushman hai”

(Allama Iqbal)

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“Hamein apne dushman se bi piyar karna chahye”

(Quaid-e-Azam)

Daso hon Banda kidi mannay

Meri or tumhari dosti b khatam Aur

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Tum Naraz ho

Koi reply Nhi kiya

Ok

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tumhari marzi

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Meri or tumhari dosti b khatam Aur

doubara mujh se contact karne ki koshish b mat karna Ok bye.

.

Apni tasveer b wapis le lo?

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(\_/)(.”.)”^—– ,, \./ “( , _ ,_; ) \ _// _//

hanso mat rakh lo tumhari hi tasveer hai.

Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya liktha hai

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Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya liktha hai jo sirf Medical Store wala he samjhta hay.

Sardar: O likhda a..

“Main Lut Lya

Tu v Lut lay”:)

Conversation between cat and elephant’

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Conversation between cat and elephant’

Cat: how old are you?

Elephant: 5 year

Cat: But u look big

Elephant: Nido jo peeta hun but how old are you?

Cat

Kya jb dekho mobile me

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Kya

jb

dekho

mobile

me

lage

rahty

ho

kbi

msg

parh

rahe

ho

to

kbi

call

krty

ho

Ye

jo

msg

he

na

ye

b

muje

kisi

ne

bheja

he

ab

ye

msg

itna

bara

he

k

Ap

parh

parh

k

thak

jao

ge

mgr

ye

msg

khatam

nhi

hoga

ab

Ap

soch

rahe

hoge

k

ye

bakwas

kb

khatam

ho

or

men

b

kisi

ko

bhejon

or

bhej

k

tang

karon

ye

msg

itni

aasani

se

Apki

jan

chorne

wala

nhi

he

is

k

badle

Apko

muskurana

hoga

us

k

liye

jis

ne

apko

ye

msg

kya

he

acha

chalo

ye

Apki

jan

chor

raha

he

ab

ap

b

kisi

ko

forward

kr

k

tang

karo

Lakin

Jan

chorny

se

pehly

Ap

1

Bar

Muskra

DeNA..

Techr: Bcho past prsnt Or future tenses ki koi misal dain

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Techr: Bcho past prsnt Or future tenses ki koi misal dain. Jesy k, Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hu. Khubsurt rhon gi.

BCHA: Apko wehm tha. Wehm h or wehm rhy ga:

Mujhy ap se ye umeed nahi thi

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Mujhy ap se ye umeed nahi thi

Main ne apko kya samjha or ap kya nikly?

Main ne ap ko ek acha dost samjha tha

Lekin Ap

To?

?

?

Us se bi “ACHAY” Nikly..

Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’

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Taj mahal deikh kar

Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’

Taj mahal dekh kar

Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’

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“Apna b Bank Balance Hota,

Agar “DADA” AAshiq na hota.