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1 Larka Pee k Aaya,

1 Larka Pee k Aaya, Dad se bachne k liye aik bari se book lay kar parhne laga ! Dad: Pee k aya ha Son: Nae to Dad: Kaminey Phir Suitcase Kho k kia bak bak kar raha ha

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Jock was traveling by train

Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, “Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!” “Dinna worry, Minister,” smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. “There’s no risk of you starting now!”

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A Scotsman walking through a field,

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’ (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’. The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use ...

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3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven

3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven and Peters at the gate and he says before you come in i’m afraid you will have to answer a question so he says to the first nun don’t worry the questions are very easy so he asks what was the name of the first woman and ...

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