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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.

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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

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1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:

Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

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sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

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3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

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Pathan:”Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha to chala do”.

BV:”aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jayegi :)

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

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3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

Teacher: 10 fruits k naam btao…

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Teacher:

10 fruits k naam btao…

Sardar:

1 amrood,

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1 Saib,

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Tey 8 Maltey :-)

Srdar in FireBarged.

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Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.

Srdar: Pani Dalo.

Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.

Srdar:

Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

1st Pathan: O yara Bike q tez krdi.

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1st Pathan:

O yara Bike q tez krdi.

2nd Pathan:

Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.

1st Pathan:

Good!

or tez,or tez!

Pathan apni unparh BV say:

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Pathan apni unparh BV say:

Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.

Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.

Pathan:O Yessss !!!

Sardar In Computer Exam

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Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner

“What is Microsoft Excel?”

sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P

3 sardar after exam

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3 sardar after exam

1st yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon

2nd main b

3rd shit yaar teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki haa

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

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1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

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1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:

6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k airforce Me jay ga

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Pathan:

Maa hum bara ho k airforce

Me jay ga

Maa:

Beta mujhe kese pata chalega

k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy

Pathan:

Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe

BOMB Phenk daiGa.