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Do u know the meaning of wife

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Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.
Wife :Replies,
It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’

Kya Msg Msg krti hai

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Kya Msg Msg krti hai,
kyun Msg pe tu marti hai.

Ik bat muje batla de tu,
ApNa Package q nahi karti hai,

kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi

mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri

msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,
mobile tere is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,

jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai teri
Paise bacha ke msg ke kya lagaye gi tu rehrhi

Main barish kar doon msg ki
eid ho jaye teri

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

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Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?

2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?

4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?

Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

Wah Faraz Wah

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Wah Faraz Wah.!

Ankhon Me Nami Thi

Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi

Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi<(‘.’) /”/> O Shitt

_/”\ Yar.

Sargodha is great

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“sargodha” dunya ka wo wahid shehar hy…

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Jahan

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main rehta hun.

:-)

Taliyaan,.:.Hahaha

Your bill Sir

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Waiter : Your bill Sir

Boy : Take my Card

Waiter : But Sir,this is Student

Card

Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak me likha hai

“ALL CARDS

ACCEPTED…:D :P

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte

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Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.

Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :

Pathan :

Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :

What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :

Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :

Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :

Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.

Geo Pathan…

yar yeh Doctor Parchey pey aisa kiya liktha hai

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Sardar:

yar yeh Doctor Parchey pey aisa kiya liktha hai jo sirf Medical Stor wala hi samjhta hai.

2 Sardar oh likhda ay:

“Main Lutt Liya a tu v Lut ley”..!

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

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Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

To Maa ne pocha:

Tumne dua main kiya manga?

Larki.

Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

Larki: muskuraty huayA

(mubeshir mehmood)

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MAA:

Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya

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1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya, pohnchtay hi socha k BV ko sms kr dun.Us ne sms likh kr Galat number pr snd kr dia Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehlay inteqal hua tha.Sms Parhtay hi Orat Behosh ho Gai!Likha tha,Begum Me Kheriat se Pohanch Gya hun Idhar Network b Mojud hai Jaga Choti,Pr Shandar Hai Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai,Dhool Matti B Nhi Hy

Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saf Hain!2,4 din me tumko B bula longa.

1 Chor Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya

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1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

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Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:

jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?

Zakhmi LARKI

(Ghussay Se) :

Gee Nahi

Wo Reengta

howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’

Or,

Nihayat Adab Se

Pyaar Se

Or,

Sharma kr

Bola

Baji !!! THAAA !!!

Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth

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Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay

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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

Tmhri Yad to MJe is trha ati Hy

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Tmhri Yad to MJe is trha ati Hy

Faraz

Jese tm ne mery paisy dyny hon(‘ ‘)

<)(>// hisab to clear hy na tera mera..:-D